I'm sitting in on a Day 1 Orientation as part of an assessment of our Orientation process. I'll be doing this for 4 of our 13 sites in the province. Day 1 of all the days in the 5-day Orientation process should be the most standardized. I expected this to be rather monotonous - I'm on my 2nd assessment out of the 4 - but so far, I've had some good laughs. SITE 1 Regional Director - <snip blah blah blah...lots of energy...words...> And now that you know all about me, I'd love to hear more about you. Starting with...you. *looks at me* Me - Hi. I'm Roxane...from Corporate...on the 3rd floor...doing the assessment. *silence* RD - OMG! I didn't recognize you. Me - *shrugging* Well, I'm not wearing my glasses. And, let's face it...when we met a couple of months ago, you were sick. Last week when we met again, I was sick. We really haven't seen each other during our finest hours. RD - So nice to see you without a Kleenex! SITE 2 Regional Director - Wow! Is it just me or is this group bigger than most? Supervisor - That was rude. RD - I meant in terms of numbers!...not...ummm... Supervisor - Girth?